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  1. Who’s Manning the Digestive Tract?

    December 9, 2013 by Diane

    Man with bullhorn

    We all know about the big brain in our head. But what about the little brain in our gut?

    I googled it, and learned that this second brain is made up of approximately 100 million neurons embedded in a long tube that runs from our esophagus to the elimination station. It oversees our digestion. It sends us “gut feelings.” It influences our moods, housing 95% of the body’s serotonin. In other words, it has a mind of its own.

    Which got me to thinking, who’s overseeing those 100 million neurons and that overpopulation of serotonin? Who’s running the show down there, manning the ship, tending the store?

    Is it a frazzled guy, pale and jumpy, hollering through a bull horn? “We’ve got to move along quickly! It’s not safe here. Run, run, run!”

    Is it a buttoned-up, tense fanatic with polished nails and a stiff spine reading from a rule book? “I’m in command here. Nobody goes until I say go. So stop where you are, bulk up and prepare for a long winter.”

    Is it some poor sap in a straitjacket? “My hands are tied! Everything’s out of control!  Help! Help!”

    Or is it the mellow dude, the one with the long hair and calm eyes sitting lotus style on a cloud. The one whose vibe makes everything hum. “It’s all good. Relax. Tune in to your natural rhythm. Chill for a bit, then we’ll engage in some gentle dance moves, some liquid ballet. All is well.”

    I want that guy at the helm.

    But to get that guy, I have to slow down. My Wise Self advised me to practice deep breathing before eating. Practice gratitude, giving thanks for everyone who grew, harvested, transported, and prepared the food I’m about to relish. Practice being mindful of what I fork in, and then chew slowly, because digestion starts at the point of departure.

    “You mean take longer than five minutes to eat a meal?”

    “Yes.”

    “If I do all that…the mindfulness, the gratitude, the breathing…will my inner tubes be vibrating ‘om’?”

    “Yes.”

    “Silently?”

    “No one will know.”

    Yesssss.


  2. Thinking Distortion #1: Overgeneralization

    November 25, 2013 by Diane

    Distorted thinking

    Here’s the hypothetical…

    You’re losing weight. You’re a woman, and you’re five foot four. Your ideal weight is one-twenty, but you usually hover around one-0h-five. Now you’re down to ninety-eight. Ninety-eight pounds and you don’t know why. Every time you step on the scale your heart sinks along with the needle. Maybe it’s all that worrying about finances. Maybe it’s all those nights of insomnia you racked up when you took on that new job or creative project that forced you outside your comfort zone. Maybe you’ve got a tumor or diabetes or a thyroid disorder or…

    Hold on.

    That’s jumping ahead in the list of thinking distortions, to number twelve: Expecting Disaster.

    Let’s stick to one distortion at a time.

    Okay, let’s say you’re not losing weight. You’re gaining. You’re still a woman, and you’re still five foot four and your ideal weight is still one-twenty, but you usually hover around one-thirty-five. Now you’re up to one-ninety-eight. One-ninety-eight and you haven’t a clue why. Every time you step on the scale your heart is ready to break along with the needle. Maybe it’s all that television watching and constant snacking. Maybe it’s because your forever guy took off…forever. Maybe you’ve got a tumor or diabetes or a thyroid disorder or…

    Wait a minute.

    I thought we agreed to stick to one distortion at a time.

    Losing weight, gaining weight…let’s just call it the hypothetical situation. Now for the thinking distortion…

    You’re convinced that you’ll always be losing, you’ll always be gaining. You’ll never be one-twenty again. You’ll keep losing or gaining until you disappear or explode, and nobody will love you again, ever.

    That’s overgeneralization. Believing that just because you’ve had one bad experience, the bad experience will repeat itself forever…or in similar situations.

    It’s not easy changing that distorted thinking. Heck, it’s easier to juggle five or six distortions at a time. I’m an expert. The trick is to be aware that you’re engaged in the juggling. That’s the beginning. Then drop the balls.

    Here’s the key to recognizing Thinking Distortion #1:  whenever you hear yourself using sentences with words like always, never, all, every, none, and nobody, remember…those sentences are life sentences.

    And nobody wants to be stuck with a life sentence, ever.

     


  3. Reeling ’em in

    September 7, 2013 by Diane

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    “Nice fishing rod you’ve got there.”

    “This? Oh, it’s  just your average rod. Belonged to my father. But I’ll let you in on a secret. It reels in the most amazing things. Wouldn’t want to spoil it for you, though. Pull up a rock and try your own hand.”

    “Anything biting?”

    “Oh, yes. Plenty of bites.”

    “Have you reeled in any Ants?”

    “What’s that?’

    “Automatic Negative Thoughts. You know, Ants.”

    “Oh sure sure. Don’t hold much stock in them. We call them Nats around here. Negative Automatic Thoughts. This sinkhole was full of ‘em. My father snagged ’em all the time. Had my fill growing up.”

    “Any left?”

    “Oh, I reel one in now and then. Caught a whopper just yesterday.”

    “How big?”

    “Well, have you ever seen: I’m a failure?”

    “As a matter of fact I caught one myself not too long ago. Gave me the worst heartburn. Couldn’t sleep for a week.”

    “This was bigger.”

    “No kidding.”

    “Nothing to kid about this one. Took a lot of muscle reeling it in.”

    “What was it?”

    Nobody loves me.

    “That is a biggie.”

    “The week before that: Nothing works out for me.”

    “Holy mackerel. I haven’t seen one of those in I don’t know how long. With any luck I’ll hook one myself.”

    “I don’t think luck has anything to do with it.”

    “Whatever you call it, as long as I’ve got something to chew on for a good long…holy smokes, looks like I’ve got something here. I’ve got something! And it’s a biggie.”

    “Careful now.”

    “This one’s a monster! It’s about to rip my shoulder off!”

    “Careful.”

    “It’s gonna snap my rod in two! Come to Papa.”

    “You’ve almost got it.”

    “Come to Papa, come to…Got it! Got it! Wow. Will you look at the size of that sucker! Jimminy crickets. Will you look at the size of that thing?”

    “It’s a monster, all right.”

    “Unhook it, will ya? Unhook it before it gets away!”

    “You’ve caught yourself a real humdinger.”

    “What is it? What is it?”

    I’ll be alone forever.

    “Holy cow. That is a humdinger. Where’s my bucket. Where did I put that thing? Here, toss it in here, toss it….Hey! What are you doing? You don’t have to take a hammer to it. What are you doing?”

    “Throwing it back.”

    “Why’d you do that!”

    “It’s no good.”

    “Are you nuts?”

    “Don’t worry, it won’t be bobbing up anytime soon. I shoved some rocks down its gullet. Wouldn’t want anyone else catching it.”

    “You are nuts!”

    “You should be thanking me! Do you know what happens when you eat one of those? You won’t be able to pull yourself out of bed for a month. You should be thanking me! I saved you a month of misery. Doggonit, I thought I’d seen the last of them. Usually when I catch one, I bury it under that Cottonwood.”

    “You bury it?”

    “Along with all the other Nats I reel in. But I was afraid you’d dig it up.”

    “What do you expect folks to feed on? A man’s gotta eat.”

    “Here, take this. I’ve got plenty in my bucket.”

    “That? Doesn’t look much bigger than a snack.”

    “Oh it’ll keep you satisfied for a good long while.”

    “What is it?”

    You can’t predict the future, things have a way of working out.”

    “Sounds like a mouthful.”

    “It is, it is. And I’ll wager that if you bait up again, and keep at, it you’ll catch one of those rare finds:  Just because I think it, doesn’t mean it’s true.

    “No kidding.”

    “No sir. Catch one of those and it’ll last you a week.”

    “A week? Boy would that put a smile on the wife’s face.”

    “I guarantee it.”

    “Well, if you say so.”

    “What’s your name, by the way?”

    “Joe.”

    “Glad to meet you, Joe. I’m Bert. Pull up a rock.”